the-third-strike:

I still don’t get how a band like My Chemical Romance is from Jersey City.

Jersey City is close to as Ghetto as Camden.

Um, it definitely isn’t, fucktard. IF you are from JC then please leave and never return. If you’re from anywhere else in Jersey maybe you should gain some knowledge on Downtown JC before you compare it to Camden. Camden is the place where people like you would get a train run on them as soon as entering. Especially if you like my chemical romance. See that. I didn’t even capitalize their name because they shouldn’t even exist as a band. You’re a waste of tumblr’s bandwidth. Please delete your account or I will report you. 

spencerlovesher:

MY FATHER IS GETTING THE BOTH OF THESE. HE’S ENGRAVING MY NAME INTO THE TOP ONE . OMG OMG OMG <3

I feel bad for all the kids who pick on you at school. Seriously don’t do it. And I really would hope he’s getting you replicas because just from a quick glance at your tumblr I know you should never have the opportunity to own or even hold a gun. 

theweekmagazine:

President Obama is getting a fat check from the IRS this year — $25,000 — which is enough to single-handedly put a family of four over the poverty threshold. Historically speaking, however, it’s on the smallish side. Here’s a look by the numbers:
$789,674 — The Obamas’ 2011 income, largely comprised of book royalties and his $400,000 presidential salary
$162,074 — Amount the Obamas paid in federal taxes in 2011, plus $31,941 in Illinois state taxes
$207,818 — Mitt Romney’s estimated 2011 tax refund (Mitt is expected to pay roughly $3.5 million in federal taxes on nearly $21 million in income.)
$127,200 — The Bushes’ tax refund in 2000, the year Bush was elected 
$124,582 — Amount Ronald Reagan owed the IRS in 1982
More presidential taxes

Huh. So the conservatives(Republicans) get 6 figure tax returns and Obama gets $25K? But hey I guess when you&#8217;re a greedy old white, religious politician you find ways to make so much money that even after paying your low income tax you get $100K+ back during tax return season. Fucking leaches. 

theweekmagazine:

President Obama is getting a fat check from the IRS this year — $25,000 — which is enough to single-handedly put a family of four over the poverty threshold. Historically speaking, however, it’s on the smallish side. Here’s a look by the numbers:

$789,674 — The Obamas’ 2011 income, largely comprised of book royalties and his $400,000 presidential salary

$162,074 — Amount the Obamas paid in federal taxes in 2011, plus $31,941 in Illinois state taxes

$207,818 — Mitt Romney’s estimated 2011 tax refund (Mitt is expected to pay roughly $3.5 million in federal taxes on nearly $21 million in income.)

$127,200 — The Bushes’ tax refund in 2000, the year Bush was elected 

$124,582 — Amount Ronald Reagan owed the IRS in 1982

More presidential taxes

Huh. So the conservatives(Republicans) get 6 figure tax returns and Obama gets $25K? But hey I guess when you’re a greedy old white, religious politician you find ways to make so much money that even after paying your low income tax you get $100K+ back during tax return season. Fucking leaches. 

When waiting on good food and whiskey sours.

calm before the storm

WHY?!

Can I not just find a reliable, delivering connect down here in Charlotte?! I mean if your job is pretty much to sell weed and you have a car do you NOT want to build clientele and I don’t know, maybe make some fucking sales?! I’d be a preferred customer by now goddamnit. WHATTHEFUCK?!

times like these I’d love to leave it all behind and stumble upon a prospect of better things.

amazing. 

amazing. 

yes. 
and i got some mofuckin talent.

yes. 

and i got some mofuckin talent.

I can listen to this song/album over and over. So awesome. 

Do Irish people really need an excuse and/or holiday to get drunk?? Do non-Irish people feel the need to pretend to be Irish to hide the fact theyre probably a 7 day per week drinker anyways? I don’t grasp the premise of this holiday. I don’t think St. Patrick died just to have people act like obnoxious fuckheads and drink green beer.